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LIVE! | 70,000 Tons of Metal: Day 3

by Chris A. Staff Writer — A Trip to Hell: The 70,000 Tons Of Metal Day 3 The Cayman Islands On Wednesday, the heavy metal sailors woke up to find the ship slipping into its anchoring position off the coast of the Grand Cayman Islands. Small tenders soon shuttled several hundred black-clad [...]

LIVE! | 70,000 Tons of Metal: Day 2

by Chris A. Staff Writer — A Sea of Blood: The 70,000 Tons Of Metal Day 2 Steaming toward the southwest, with the coast of Cuba visible on the horizon, Day 2 of 70000 Tons of Metal resumed with abandon. For the next 18 hours, there would be a nonstop assault of metal on the ship’s three [...]

Tankard Thirst

by Derric Miller Staff Writer People often minimize the dedication it takes to be a raging alcoholic. Furthermore, they castigate those who are committed to alcoholism WHILE being a functional member of society. To choose to make yourself ill on a daily basis, to irreverently abuse your liver and [...]